[zat attack]

[zat]

Yo.

I'm Zat.

Er.

I live in Tokyo, Japan. But I'm not Japanese, just your regular fat blonde weebo. I don't even speak Japanese that much yet, but I'm learning.

They have delicious Pokémon cupcakes here, which is so many levels of awesome. Except don't get to eat them, since I'd like to lose some weight.

It's also a typhoon outside.

I kinda really love Japanese music ♥

I kinda really love the word kinda.

I'm Swedish.

Nice to meet you! ☆

... kinda.

[POKÉMON & NPCS]

cool, you're swedish and you live in japan?
my name's viv, i'm american and i live in china.
so i guess i have something in common with you. err. a bit.

anyways, welcome to TGI, i hope you have a great time here, and have fun!

oh shoot, sorry, this is vanityandpride. >.>.

[zat]

Having read all the admins profiles, I realized ~

What are you doing in China? Living in Japan is worth it just because of the sheer awesomeness of this country, and I guess China's cool too with all Chinese dragons and stuff, but would someone really move there for the dragons..? People are kinda short-ish in China, right?

I live with two guys from China, and one really funny-looking from France or something ~ They got funky names ☆ -easily amused-

[vanityandpride]

--back in real account--

well i guess it's because my parents work here. XD. ah yes, but everyone in ze world is obsessed with china at the moment, so it's really cool. whenever i go back to the states for camp, everyone's loves me 'cause i lived in china. >.>.

--PROOFOFCHINASSHEERAWESOMENESS--

oh yeah. they're really short. i'm taller than most adult boys. it's embarrassing for me; it's embarrassing for them. >.>. mostly the men that are short though. if you're from sweden, that means you've got really tall people, right? i have a friend who's dad is swedish, and WOW, that man is bigggg. everyone has to look up at him to speak. o-o.

you have great humor XD --randomness-- and yes, chinese peoples have funky names. something like YIN-BI or PO-LO or something?

[zat]

Oh. That's kinda. Cool-ish. Way to gain friends, dude. Totally why I went to Japan. "HAI GAIZ I'M GOING TO THE COUNTRY OF MANGA AND HOT BOIS LOVE ME AND I'LL LET YOU TOUCH MY HAND".

--PROOFOFCHINASSHEERAWESOMENESS--

All I saw.

I'm about... The same height. I guess. Adult men are shorter, but luckily, the younger generation seems taller. -phew-

You know, I totally didn't expect it through. My Japanese teacher was really short, but then I went to some lives with Japanese artists, and like, Miyavi and maya from LM.C WAS LIKE MOUNTAINS I SWEAR. I should have gone to see Dir en Grey. Or An Cafe. Just to get some realistic expectations. Now I was like, oh, where is all people? OOOH DOWN THERE THEY ARE.

I think Sug-Min-Kuk would be an awesome Chinese name. It means something totally inappropriate in Swedish, of course. I kinda want to go to China to name my kid that. Or, IDK. Pe-Nis.

My wit =/= great. Really.

Swedes are long, blonde with great figures. All of us. You have no idea what we do with the ones that isn't. Really, no idea. You don't even want to know.

There was some kind of rule against being vulgar. I know. I'm going to get myself banned in, like, my forth post. Way to go, man .__.,

[bijuu.]

<sub>DUDE.
oh my god. i barely got through half of your posts and started laughing. how cool is this.

okayso, i saw 'fat blonde weeaboo.'
that's me. well, obviously i'm not the type to use the words 'neko', 'kawaii', and 'desu' in the same sentence [ i know some japanese kthnx ], and i live in the united states of ASSHOLES, or so it seems sometimes.

i'm from finland. aka a fat blonde finn kthnx. american-born and finnish-raised. we could be neighbors, for chrissake!

okay, i think i'm done ranting stupid crap now..

YOU LIVE IN JAPAN OMFG.
POKÉMON CUPCAKES.
POKÉMON JUST.. EVERYWHERE.

lucky bitch.

anyways, welcome to TGI, and.. uh. yeah. i'm bijuu. 8D
and i love you already.</sub>

[zat]

I KNOW, RIGHT? Silly Japanese goverment, to worry about typhoons when I'm running lose.

I wish people was more of assholes here. No, seriously, they're so nice, I don't know what to do. I've been bowing my back off :<

OH. Then you might speak some Swedish. SO we can speak the languages of AWESOMENESS and no one will understand us. YOSH. (Because, obviously, the only thing I know how to say in Finnish is how to tell people to do censored stuff).

I'm trying to figure what could possible make a "bijuu" sound. The only thing I can come up with is that if you take a Bulbasaur, put it in a frying pan, throw it up in air and hit it with the frying pan, the sound as it swishes towards some nearby surface might sound like "biijuuuu"

:>

[rolly]

LMAO

I'm sorry, but imagining that was seriously too funny. Pfft!
I can never look at bijuu the same now xDDD

Anyways, YES! Japan is awesome, YES the people are extremely nice -heard it from a friend- and YES I would like to go there for vacation one of these days.

Hi zat! I'm rolly, rolls, whatever floats your boat I guess. Um... WELCOME! It's a little slow right now, but I think everyone is just a little busy with RL and all that -has no life which is why she's always on- hopefully it'll pick back up again, perhaps during Christmas holidays we'll have another BOOM of people so yeah...

Not sure what else I can say...so just. 'Hi!!!!!!!!' -waves frantically-

[zat]

OH.

You make me think of

Ricerolls. Maki. I eat them every day. Delicious. May I call you Delicious?

Well. You're welcome. But I warn you, it's cockroaches everywhere. And short people. Beware of the short people. You might step on them.

I just found out that I will get a shitload of homework EVERY DAY. So I just might be a little slow as well. Plus, Japan has the most stupid timezones ever.

[rolly]

LoL Riceroll? Onigiri? I remind you of Onigiri?!
-loves Onigiri- xDD

Oh and I would fit right in, in Japan!
-is very short- I'm 4'11 and 18 years old! whoo!

Cockroaches aren't really a problem for me since
where I used to live(philippines) there used to be lots of cockroaches
and mice, no not mice. CAT SIZED RATS! THEY WERE HUUUUGE!

Aww everyone's so busy! -wishes she was a little busy too- this just proves I have no life at all!

[los bαd αpple]

Oh. Um. HAI! I r Baddy~ Welcome to TGI, luff! <3 c:

[zat]

Are you gaiz still here? Is everything alive? Sorry, life kinda ATE me. Like a big, tasty humburger. One bite. SLURUURP.